doubleeagle Per CNN, blowing up beached whales is the best way to go. Part of me wants to puke, part of me wants to know where to send my resume. [RT]

doubleeagle Office thievery always stuns me, especially in a place where 1) most people are pretty well paid and 2) they all hold gov't clearances. [RT]

golfmaster Humidity has really cut down here in Myrtle Beach. 85 with a nice breeze during our round of golf yesterday.... fb.me/FGe6OHTY [RT]

GolfDieHard Forgetting Golf Rules All The Rage: Julie Inkster has fallen victim to the DQ bug going around.  In reading the a... bit.ly/9SldNj [RT]

doubleeagle At work Sunday morning to pay for getting in late on #FailFriday. Though, playing golf Friday afternoon was well worth it. [RT]

doubleeagle Spent four hours on the range and practice green today. I'm pretty tired, but it was good stuff out there today. [RT]

golfmaster New Golf Blog Post Golf Ball hitting steel at 150 MPH - Golfers and Non golfers alike will appreciate this info. No ... ow.ly/18KzMq [RT]

doubleeagle I nominate @doubleeagle for #FridayFail for getting to work at 9:20 instead of 7:00. [RT]

doubleeagle Nevermind the fact that it's almost midnight. [RT]

doubleeagle I think I might just wake up at 5:30, work by 7:00, leave by 4:00, tee off by 5:00. Those betting against me only strengthen my resolve. [RT]

doubleeagle I suddenly realized fall is right around the corner which was cool, then it hit me that winter is just around that corner, which sucked. [RT]

doubleeagle RT @cnet Intel CEO: U.S. faces looming tech decline | Politics and Law - CNET News bit.ly/9olApm [RT]

doubleeagle Before the Tiger Woods scandal, I would have predicted his marriage to be one of the long-lasting ones. [RT]

doubleeagle The DEA is looking for linguists fluent in Ebonics. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. All I can think of is that scene in Airplane. [RT]

doubleeagle Wow, I can see why Tiger Woods never uses his middle name. Tont? Really? [RT]

golfmaster fb.me/HuYiPx2A [RT]

GolfDieHard Golfers leaving Golf: The recession is hitting golfers of all income levels pretty hard.  What recession you say? ... bit.ly/9bzlqw [RT]

doubleeagle Waiting for the official LOST auction to begin. Hopefully I can snag something I like within my allotted budget. [RT]

doubleeagle This week cannot get over fast enough. Especially since I have not mastered the laws of time and space. [RT]

myrtlegolfball Silly humans. RT @SFGate Forget the Snuggie, try the Snazzy Napper ow.ly/2sAws [RT]

doubleeagle I've had insomnia all week. No matter when I go to bed, I fall asleep at 1:30. Yet I'm getting tired earlier and earlier each day. [RT]

doubleeagle I need to start getting serious about taking a golf vacation to Scotland. Been wanting to do it for a decade. [RT]

doubleeagle I just realized that after my recent road trip, I have 16 states left to visit. It's going to take some serious effort to get all 50. [RT]

doubleeagle Shawn Ryan hooked me with The Shield and kept me entertained with The Unit, for sure. [RT]

doubleeagle It still boggles my mind that CBS canceled The Unit last season. That show was quality entertainment. [RT]

doubleeagle I love seeing dedicated high school golfers practicing into darkness. Though, getting defeated in short-game challenges kind of sucked. [RT]

doubleeagle Just had a moment where I thought it was Wednesday instead of Tuesday. I always love creating my own mental bummers. [RT]

doubleeagle So how long does it take for the World Golf Ranking to reflect reality? Tiger Woods is 1st in the world at 78th on the PGA Tour. Hmm. [RT]

doubleeagle Corporate compliance training is just about the worst thing ever. [RT]

GolfDieHard Golf Rules are Golf Rules: In case you missed it, as I did, Dustin Johnson was told to take a 2 stroke penalty for... bit.ly/99ewy7 [RT]

doubleeagle The Dustin Johnson penalty seems valid, but the worst part is, it wasn't some lapse in judgment or mental block on his part. [RT]

doubleeagle Ah, a pain-free sneeze. As I get older, the measuring sticks of success get more and more strange. [RT]

doubleeagle Oh, @bubbawatson ... [RT]

doubleeagle For years to come, every time a player stands on a sandy spot, we're going to have to wait for an official to make a ruling. [RT]

doubleeagle Sometimes golf is just a brutal game. [RT]

doubleeagle I wish someone would invent a weather machine that would restrict rain to week days. At least the PGA Champ. is on to amuse me. [RT]

golfmaster Myrtle Beach Native Dustin Johnson just hit a 245 yard 5 iron. He is silly long. [RT]

doubleeagle Jason Bourne is one bad mofo. [RT]

doubleeagle I have to be honest. The Whistling Straits logo kind of creeps me out a little. [RT]

doubleeagle Pff... fog delays. Golf in the fog is where it's at. Especially if they install those deep sounding fog horns "UUUUHHHHHH-uhhhhhhhhhh" [RT]

doubleeagle To this day, one of my favorite lines in Tin Cup is Frank Chirkinian yelling, "Somebody tackle him!" as Roy drowns ball after ball. [RT]

doubleeagle I can't believe I haven't heard any good* Monty jokes yet. *("good", meaning tasteless, crass, and offensive, my favorite kind). [RT]

doubleeagle Thankfully, the powers that be decided to go with Eclipse right off the bat. Oooo. Too soon? [RT]

doubleeagle The power of Eclipse is amazing. [RT]

doubleeagle I hate it when a tutorial takes me through like 5% of something and I still feel like an idiot as I near completion. [RT]

doubleeagle Since coming home from 3 weeks on the road, when I wake up in the middle of the night, it takes me several moments to figure out where I am [RT]

GolfDieHard Tiger's Tailspin: There has been a saying in golf, "You'll learn more about a person in 4 hours on the course than... bit.ly/cfT42n [RT]

doubleeagle Back to work tomorrow. I has a sad. [RT]

doubleeagle Since returning from vacation, my motivation has suffered. I expect hygiene to go next. [RT]

doubleeagle I'm torn between sleeping the whole day away and sleeping almost the whole day away today. [RT]

doubleeagle Found info I was Googling for on a blog called "Accidental Dong". I swear, I love the internet. Could anyone have dreamed what it became? [RT]

doubleeagle Taking a nearly four-hour nap ending at 9:15 pm probably wasn't the best thing to do. [RT]

golfmaster dis appointed that dell would support me with me 3 day old computer. blamed it on windows 7...which they sold to me. may return the PC [RT]

myrtlegolfball The Myrtle Beach 2010 World Am deadline extended to Aug 17: ow.ly/2mcb9 [RT]

doubleeagle So great being home. Car battery is dead and TiVo wasn't operating for the entire time I was gone. [RT]

myrtlegolfball Atlanta >>> Two kittens need love and a home: ow.ly/2mbHX [RT]

doubleeagle I really hate highway rest stops where the cans look like the back room entrance in the bar in Desperado. [RT]

doubleeagle It feels like cheating but the epic road trip took us on brief jaunts into Wisconsin and Nevada just to say we were there. [RT]

myrtlegolfball Sneak out early tomorrow and hit one of these 9-hole courses: ow.ly/2lHtl [RT]

doubleeagle I have a solution for the gay marriage issue. Stop letting government have any say in anyone's personal relationships. Problem solved. [RT]

doubleeagle Just finished watching The Road. Now there's an uplifting two hours. [RT]

doubleeagle Apparently, the people of Nebraska refer to their Capitol building as "The Penis of the Plains". I guess I can kind of see it. [RT]

doubleeagle I had forgotten what the weather in New Jersey was like in August. Now that I'm in Nebraska I remember completely. [RT]

GolfDieHard Golf Fans Versus Team Sport Fans: As golf fans, we are more passionate about the players and the game.  Unless you... bit.ly/cra2gF [RT]

doubleeagle I'm surprised to find Waffle House all over Colorado. [RT]

doubleeagle If anyone sees the black pickup in Wyoming that sideswiped my rental van on the freeway, let me know so I can issue a Jersey-style beating. [RT]

myrtlegolfball Caddyshack. The film that never grows old (for some of us) reviewed here: bit.ly/9Ks9Kh [RT]

doubleeagle Standing in Temple Square in Salt Lake City makes me feel like Roddy Piper in "They Live" [RT]

doubleeagle I think Salt Lake City drivers could hold their own in New Jersey. [RT]

golfmaster New Golf Blog Post Cool new video collection of Myrtle Beach Golf Courses ow.ly/18miwe [RT]

GolfDieHard Perfecting Your Golf Stance Is Essential to Improve Your Game: **Please welcome our first guest author** Eri... bit.ly/dyItXc [RT]

doubleeagle Covered with mosquito bites. If you go to Sand Point at Yellowstone lake at sunset without Off, you will die an agonizing death. [RT]

myrtlegolfball These TEE-ZELS are makin me thirsty: ow.ly/2imrk thx 4 the tip @nobogiess [RT]

golfmaster Not sure if this is true or not...but it sounds good. Why Do golf courses have 18 holes? During a discussion... fb.me/E9KGGvzT [RT]

doubleeagle How is it possible to go to a movie with 4 other people in the place and two of them won't stop talking, even when asked? [RT]

doubleeagle Ah, finally 3G again in parts of Idaho and into Salt Lake City. And a cell in the middle of Grand Teton national park which was odd. [RT]

golfmaster A very interesting article was published yesterday in the local newspaper, The Myrtle Beach Sun News. It speaks... fb.me/ueDZ30ZW [RT]

myrtlegolfball Still reading: "50 Places to Play Golf Before You Die" (Bet you didn't know golf balls could read) ow.ly/2gR6v G'night. [RT]

myrtlegolfball When the rain stops… Can't wait to play the Nicklaus Signature course at Pawley's Plantation Golf & Country Club again. ow.ly/2hngR [RT]

golfmaster "If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's GOLF!" ~ Bob Hope [RT]

doubleeagle The Holiday Inn in West Yellowstone, MT has the coldest tap water I have ever experienced. They must pump it right out of a mountain. [RT]

golfmaster Will the heat ever prevent you from playing golf? We attempted to play with a 115 heat index yesterday...before... fb.me/DNP60dFB [RT]

GolfDieHard An Asian Major?: We're Back!  Let's consider last week our Sunday, we needed a break.  Normally I prefer to talk a... bit.ly/9G8IPA [RT]

myrtlegolfball Last shot this camera ever took! www.twitpic.com/bkx5d #ba5 [RT]

myrtlegolfball One last time for the Vegas deal at The Palms Casino Resort: spn.tw/toQJF #ad [RT]

doubleeagle This seems like sound advice twitpic.com/28vmyt [RT]

doubleeagle This seems like sound advice twitpic.com/28vm74 [RT]

myrtlegolfball Good advice: Choose the ball that works for you, and stick with it. ow.ly/2ghLE [RT]

myrtlegolfball Tip o'the day: Your grip on club should easy, light, relaxed…… yet firm enough to keep it from moving in your hands. [RT]

myrtlegolfball Discover a new way to bet on sport! Try the beta version of Gambull, the innovative new betting service. bit.ly/9C9UrM (Ad) [RT]

golfmaster Latest customer review: Golfmaster Jim 5 stars. His knowledge of the courses helping with his input on some of... fb.me/zTTviYdq [RT]

doubleeagle I've totally lost track of what day it is. [RT]

myrtlegolfball RT @stevemullen: I nearly always find a ball when I look for mine in the woods. Unfortunately the one I find is not normally MY golf ball. [RT]

doubleeagle Apparently, since the last time I was in Montana, they put casinos in just about every gas station and convenience store. [RT]

myrtlegolfball Myrtle's tip o'the day: When playing on a windy day, keep your feet closer together. Don't ask why. That's what they tell me. ;•) [RT]

myrtlegolfball Keep track of your friendly bets at Golfbookie: spn.tw/tozKh #ad [RT]

doubleeagle I never get tired of Montana. Though, South Dakota gets high marks on my "places I like" list now too. [RT]

myrtlegolfball To feed? Or not to feed? You decide.www.twitpic.com/cmhz2 #f2 [RT]

myrtlegolfball Amazing. Louis the bulldog swallowed golf ball mid-flight. But did the golf ball survive ow.ly/2fIgW [RT]

myrtlegolfball New package deal at The Palms Casino Resort in Vegas: Don't forget to visit the Playboy Club. spn.tw/toQJF #ad [RT]